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PHILIPPINES

Motto: “HEP! HEP! … HURRAY!”
Known for: Cheap “everything”, Pegasus, Jejemon-Bekimon, EDSA Carpark, factory of nurses/domestic helpers/highly skilled gay worker, Shoes of Imelda Marcos.
Popular food: Starbucks
National Hero: Manny Pacquiao, Charice Pempengco

MACAU

Motto: “We can do anything you want… anything… for a price.”
Known for: Fuk Chi Brothel, Lung cancer, Where dad goes when he say “business trip”
Popular food: Free casino coffee
National Hero: The guy who invented the slot machine

HONG KONG

Motto: “God save the Queen Chairman Mao”
Known for: SARS, fake iPod, black shirts with white-lettered English slogans that don’t make any sense
Popular food: 7Eleven meals
National Hero: Hello Kitty

SINGAPORE

Motto: “Aiyoo, I will file a complain, Lah!”
Known for: Government with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Closet Queens, Expensive “everything”
Popular food: Koi Milk tea, Taiwanese Food, anything with chili sauce on top
National Hero: Lord Lee, Ang-mo, Foreign workers who run the country.

MALAYSIA

Motto: “Wassap Brudder? Long tiem nu si!”
Known for: Illegal immigrants, traffic-flavored jam
Popular food: NA (Fasting)
National Hero: Singaporean Employer, Jimmy Choo

The CAMBODIA

Motto: “Lady, Lady… you buy my <item here> for 1 dollah”
Known for: Land mines, happy pizza, multi-lingual souvenir vendors
Popular food: Beer
National Hero: Angelina Jolie.

THAILAND

Motto: “Made In Thailand”
Known for: trannies prettier than the real thing, patpong girls/boys
Popular food: patpong girls/boys
National Hero: Sgt Peppers, Yul Brynner and whoever is the current Miss Universe winner

BORNEO

Motto: “Huh?! You mean we’re under Malaysia?”
Known for: 30% Filipinos illegally crossing from the backdoor Mindanao, 20% Chinese-Malays, 50% Orangutans
Popular food: Cup noodles
National Hero:  Great Sea Turtles

CHINA

Motto: “We eat everything with four legs, except tables”
Known for: supplying the worlds grocery items and store merchandise (eg. Belgian chocolates, home made diamonds, American flag, Dolce & Gabbana, breast milk, wives, etc.)
Popular food: Stir fried babies
National Hero: The last emperor, Mulan, whoever will permanently unblock Facebook and Youtube on a nationwide scale (Audition is ongoing)

INDONESIA

Motto: “Hear me ye vile customers! Karma will punish you one day!”
Known for: Pirated DVD’s, Bi-racial kids in Bali, stingy foreign perverts, Maid export
Popular food: Marlboro Menthol, Sampoerna Lights
National Hero: Sukarno, Suharto, Sauron & Saruman

VIETNAM

Motto: “Here, everybody’s a millionaire!”
Known for: Skinny men, twinks, Honda Bikes, What cars?
Popular food: lemongrass, mint, coriander, basil, bermuda grass
National Hero: Lea Salonga, GI Joe

SRI LANKA

Motto: “We non indians from south of India in the middle of the Indian ocean”
Known for: crows, hemp, bobble heads, hemorrhoids
Popular curry: huh???
National Hero: Bob marley and MIA

LAOS

Motto: “We are neither Vietnamese nor Thai, idiots”
Known for: Thai looking temples
Popular food: Thai sounding cuisine with hints of vietnamese flavors
National Hero: None by default