my eurotrip in a nutshell

It was a whirlwind vacation if you are going to ask me. Two weeks will never be enough to squeeze-in all my “must visits” which I have been planning and dreaming to see in the last two decades.

So I had to plan correctly and wisely to at least cover some of the places that I have been itching to visit. I scrapped several destinations and it breaks my heart to put it aside for the next trip. Like Prague for example. Dad once told me that it was a city with most beautiful people he have seen in a 200 feet perimeter, like there were “porn stars everywhere.” These people are genetically blessed and I had to save it for next time–Really sad.

The moment I checked-in that flight to Paris, mayhem started. Looking back, I can only remember moments of stimulated adrenalin flashing in breakneck speed, and here is a quick preview:


Paris. The top of the list of most people who are dreaming to see Europe. Why? Because of the simple obvious reason that this one proud city is the pinnacle of haut monde traveling, the quintessential european escapade and the one single city with an iconic and unmistakable skyline where every people dreamt of walking on its cobbled pavement and trot in the tune of Edith Piaf hits in the background.

That’s what I thought too, until I saw what is underneath the city’s crust… The reality that it is not all pretty, picturesque and perfect hit me like a wall of ice, it started when I first took the metro. Just like anywhere in the world, there is an ugly side of Paris hiding behind the quilts of century-old pop culture portrayal. In retrospect, what is imprinted in my head is not the glitzy sparkly glamour that inspired Woody Allen and Lauren Weisberger, but the ugly side that I never saw coming and did not expect to see in the city known as La Ville-Lumière.

How ugly? Like Isetan Recto underpass ugly! Imagine that then put blonde hair on everyone!


Lucern in one word? Expensive. Say a McDonalds’ meal is equivalent to an average of completing the whole line of minion happy meal toys. A single train ride costs like a low cost plane ticket to Phuket. Which made me not wonder why little Heidi fled to the mountains and lived in poverty for the rest of her life. But the sparkling potable river water, rolling green meadows, imposing snow capped Alps, cowbells ringing and people double and a half my age who can easily trek the Alps are something I do not see everyday. Making it my short, sweet and unique Swiss experience.


Munich. In need of a summer break? There is no better way to escape everything but to be in a city of perpetual spring break. I am not referring to beach parties and juvenile civil violations—But the non-stop beer drinking anytime of the day.

In the past couple of years, I tried veering away from beer drinking as I wanted to transcend to a more mature traveling lifestyle. But this Bavarian city pulled me back and rekindled the fire that gravitates me to kiss the bottle once again. With beer cheaper than water, drinking culture that tolerates beer bellies, and varieties of beer that tastes better than ever and anywhere in the world—I bet you will not resist!


Salzburg. The best was saved for last. After 1965, the name of this old unassuming medieval town echoed across the globe when Rodgers and Hammerstein staged the arguably most successful film of all time. Ask anyone now what they know about Salzburg and they will start bursting with a falsetto singing “Theeeeeeee hills are alive—–”

I grew up watching this every Christmas eve back-to-back with the live telecast of the Annual Rose Parade in Pasadena. So when I saw the “To Salzburg” sign on the highway, I was so excited as it drew me back to my childhood. I tried containing my giggles like a girl who accidentally sat on a vibrating phone. I honestly almost felt like passing out.

To complete the Maria Von Trapp experience, I decided to stay in an abbey. Complete with prim and proper nuns, quaint courtyard, choir singing in the morning, church bells, apple strudels, schnitzels with noodles and all that shit.


The whole trip was drizzled here and there with castles, centuries-old restaurants, train rides, funny and not so funny tourist stories that only the first timers in Europe can eagerly and candidly tell.


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  • Pandelicious

    August 3, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    Europe na mga te!!!!! <3 I la-la-love this spicy two-bit teaser entry! Ilabas na ang behind-the-scenes adventures ni Ron. 😛

  • Endette Mendoza

    August 3, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    Nice. Love the Maria Von Trapp experience. Looking forward to more of your posts. 🙂


    August 4, 2013 at 4:38 am

    Of course you hafta down lotsa bottles in Munich! And well, you were with Monette :p Miss you guys! Ron, when will you visit Pinas again?

  • flipntravels

    August 4, 2013 at 7:08 am

    hahaha soon!

  • flipntravels

    August 4, 2013 at 7:08 am

    wait for it… it was legendary! lol

  • flipntravels

    August 4, 2013 at 7:09 am

    september pa next booked flight ko!


    August 4, 2013 at 7:55 am

    Let’s meet up!

  • catherine iblan

    August 4, 2013 at 8:03 am

    Naunahan mo akong mag stay in a monastery! haha how was it? kakaiba ba? Your trip sounded amazing! I’m happy for you. Unfortunate for me that I couldn’t get away from work then 🙁

  • flipntravels

    August 4, 2013 at 8:20 am

    hmpf, tampo parin ako!

  • flipntravels

    August 4, 2013 at 8:21 am

    nasa manila ka pa non? Tara!

  • catherine iblan

    August 4, 2013 at 8:29 am

    OMG! kelangang bumawi! haha *bisous* come to London!!!

  • flipntravels

    August 4, 2013 at 10:43 am


  • Yusuf

    August 4, 2013 at 10:58 am

    napakatease lang ng post na ito! ahahahaha! kumanta ka rin ba ng do a deer a female deer? hehehe. looking forward to more post!

  • lamyerda

    August 4, 2013 at 11:15 am

    Nalurkey aq sa recto underpass!! Naimagine q tuloy haha!
    Bet q ma experience ang beer sa munich!
    Ang gganda ng mga pixx!!!!

    Abangan ko ang ssunod na kabanata..

  • flipntravels

    August 4, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    Yes we did the “yodle lay hee yodle lay heeeey it’s a party in the USA” lol. I will be dedicating one post about this classic movie pramis 🙂

  • flipntravels

    August 4, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    Hahaha kami din, daming eksena sa underpass, like sapakan, dry humping etc.

  • Yusuf

    August 4, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    shall I expect a video blog from the two of you singing? hehehehe

  • paul | walkflypinoy

    August 23, 2013 at 3:55 am

    I had to voice out an “ewwww” when I read the Isetan Recto reference. Haha. That gritty and grungy, eh? But but but. It’s Paris! Oh well. I’ll stick to the countryside then when I visit Europe. (No, not really.)

  • flipntravels

    August 23, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    hahaha true, when you step down the subway, it’s like quiapo with all its full glory… the grimes, hardened chewing gums and dried-up fluids of who knows what (or whom)…

  • Dexter

    February 10, 2015 at 5:52 am

    I’ve been wanting to visit Austria can someone accompany me?

  • Mar Wanderlust

    May 24, 2015 at 2:55 am

    backpacking across Europe for 3 months is on my list and maybe not so soon. Europe might be the most beautiful compact region to travel but it is so darn expensive and one can do europe without necessarily being young. I will have to prioritize other regions that require stronger knees, hahaha. It can wait.
    As usual, you got me laughing with your funny antics Ron! Bravo!

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